Party in the front, business on the sides

O.k. So after the pregnancy, my hair has been falling out. I've heard that this happens and Taren testifies to it as well.
Not only is my hair falling out, but baby girl's is as well. In regards to the mullet saying, "Business in the front, party in the back," Macey's is a little more like "Party in the front, business on the sides."
Poor things' hair is falling out on the sides, but those curls are beginning to stick straight up. In some pics, it almost looks like I'm cutting the front, straight across, but then curling the back pieces. Strange.
See for yourself.